George Carlin Songs: Download MP3s

You Are All Diseased	Downloads
Advertising Lullabye
Airport Security
American Bullshit
Angels
Businessmen
Cigars
Fear Of Germs
Harley Davidson
House Of Blues
How's Everybody Doin'
Kids And Parents
Man Stuff
Minority Language A-Happens To Be B-Openly C-Urban D-Girlfriend
Names
Religion
TV Tonight
There Is No God

Complaints And Grievances	Downloads
Answering Machines
Baby Slings
Family Newsletters
Gun Enthusiasts
Guys Named Todd
Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
Motivation Seminars
Music on Answering Machines
My Daddy
NASA-Holes
Parents Of Honor Students
People Who Misuse Credit Cards
People Who Wear Visors
Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons
Singers With One Name
Telephone Mimes
The Opening
Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'!
White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments
You & Me (Things That Come Off Of Your Body)

Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not For Sale Anywhere! (Disc 7)	Downloads
400000 American Musical Favorites
Clerks Hankies And Emma
Closing
Elmo's Song-Johnny Badcheck
George's Disc Jockey Theme And Show Opening
Guacamole
Hitchhiking (Long Version)
Hitchhiking
How To Handle A Heckler
I'm Musical
Losing Your Place
Lost And Found
Monopoly
New Sports
Nuts In Cake And Toenail Clippings
Peas
Public Affairs
Snapper Lawn Mowers
Tattoos
Track 20

Back In Town	Downloads
Abortion
Capital Punishment
Familiar Expressions
Farting In Public
Free-Floating Hostility: Quote Marks In The Air / Badda-Boom Badda-Bing / Bad Hair Day / I Heard That / My Needs Aren't Being Met / Mickey Mouse's Birthday / Two Pandas In The Zoo The / Sperm/Egg Donors Etc. / Innocent Victims / Personal Bottle...
Sanctity Of Life
State Prison Farms

Class Clown	Downloads
Class Clown: Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish
Heavy Mysteries
I Used To Be An Irish Catholic
Muhammad Ali (America The Beautiful)
Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
Special Dispensation (Heaven Hell Purgatory And Limbo)
The Confessional
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window)
Wasted Time / Sharing A Swallow

Classic Gold	Downloads
Birth Control
Black Consciousness
Childhood Cliches
Class Clown:Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish
Cute Little Farts
Divorce Game
Drugs
Ed Sullivan Self Taught
Filthy Words
Grass Swept The Neighborhood
Heavy Mysteries
I Used To Be Irish Catholic
Let's Make A Deal
Muhammad Ali - America The Beautiful
New York Voices
Occupation: Foole
Raisin Rhetoric
Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
Sex In Commercials
Shoot
Son Of Wino
Special Dispensation / Heaven Hell Purgatory And Limbo
The 11 O'Clock News
The Confessional
The Hair Piece
The Hallway Groups
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window?)
Wasting Time / Sharing A Swallow
Welcome To My Job
White Harlem

Jammin' In New York	Downloads
Airline Announcements
Golf Courses For The Homeless
Little Things We Share
Planet Is Fine The (The People Are Fucked)
Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf